Actual Auspistice Bicycle Lyra Kamiya


Nidoran Duran: I kind of feel like I need to find convince someone to start up a BDSM blog or something with the URL froslassinchains or floggingmoltres, just so my name puns don't go to waste because that's all those two could possibly denote.
Lyra Ficcer: lol
Nidoran Duran: Problem is they would require heavy crossover appreciation of Pokemon, BDSM, and either grunge or folk punk.
Nidoran Duran: Which is kind of the struggle of my life in a nutshell.
Lyra Ficcer: <>
Nidoran Duran: Making Tom Waits references for people who have never heard of him and just want to read penises in butts.
Lyra Ficcer: beautiful

nidoranduran:

I want the list of gen 6 Pokemon and their English names to come out soon so I can start making puns with them. My .txt file full of band name puns is not nearly enough.

kireon:

lyraeon:

Oh look
Recognition of our status as ashen sluts across eeveelution backgrounds
Sis and I are a matched set again

“To protect the world from quadrant vacillation…”

&#8220;To prevent all conflict within our station.&#8221;

kireon:

lyraeon:

Oh look

Recognition of our status as ashen sluts across eeveelution backgrounds

Sis and I are a matched set again

“To protect the world from quadrant vacillation…”

“To prevent all conflict within our station.”

freinne:

Good, now go find Roxy and hug it out

freinne:

Good, now go find Roxy and hug it out

dovne:

im an adult

perrydaplatypus404:

“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”

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“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”

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“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”

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“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”

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“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”

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Oh look
Recognition of our status as ashen sluts across eeveelution backgrounds
Sis and I are a matched set again

Oh look

Recognition of our status as ashen sluts across eeveelution backgrounds

Sis and I are a matched set again

princessfroakie:

hatoful-boxcars:

using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about

strategic gaming at its best

alexusl0l:

what if the drink is driving

alexusl0l:

what if the drink is driving

I like that you didn’t even dignify this with a response.

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bunnyfood:

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freinne:

A+ fanart, Dirk!

freinne:

A+ fanart, Dirk!