the hiatus is a lie


averagegoth:

My anaconda will get back to you in 3-5 business days

jesusjoestar:

Team Magma initiation exam: A thirty question test about various sciences and opinions

Team Aqua initiation exam: Beat up a nerd, swim TEN MILES

sailorfailures:

my shame……

@_@ I feel like food would probably make me feel better but I can’t get hungry for the life of me and nothing sounds good….

thebiscuiteternal:

typette:

nadiaoxford:

evilsoutherngentleman:

megan-is-a-doll:

dorkly:

"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

I just laughed so hard I almost puked.

I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.

This is humanity’s most important achievement. 

someone make a fucking hardcore techno remix of this shit with a sick bass line and synths, DO IT

Ugly wheezing laughter.

silvermoon424:

EVERYONE EXCEPT MY OWN FUCKING MOTHER, APPARENTLY

nidoranduran:

Woke up from nap; is 2 PM to almost 10 PM still in “nap” territory? Doesn’t matter. Send polyshipping prompts.

Send this fucker things since I’m being bad at words

Likely pedantic ramble of the evening: categorization confuses me. Not like, its existence (though occasionally that too) but rather its nuances.

There’s a post going around that says, “I’m a bisexual girl and my girlfriend is asexual. Calling us a lesbian couple is like calling orange and banana slices apples.”

On one hand, its, that is very true, and is something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. On the other hand, what do we call you then? I mean yes on some level it’s like with the terms “gay marriage” vs “marriage equality”; a couple is a couple is a couple (unless it’s a triad but).

But on the other, if we were to sign an adjective to your couple-ness, what adjective would we apply? The argument could be made for just going straight to “queer couple”, but then what do you do in cases like mine, where one member is pansexual and the other is straight? I’m so used to referring to it as a “heterosexual relationship” because we are, indeed, different genders from one another… But since I’m not straight is that not the case? What would a couple consisting of two non-binary individuals of different identities qualify as?

And I feel like I’m being bitchily technical about these things but at the same tone like… it bugs me to be told one term is inaccurate or outdated and not be given a correct alternative. I want to know what the right words actually are, and unlike when I was trying to find NB pet names for parents and such, googling isn’t helping x_x

Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction.
Bobby Sommer (via goomed)
it-started-to-rain:

eevee-ray:

A super-sized Pumpkaboo event for North America!
From now up until October 31st.
GET YOURS NOW!

For Europe too!! I just got mine :D

it-started-to-rain:

eevee-ray:

A super-sized Pumpkaboo event for North America!

From now up until October 31st.

GET YOURS NOW!

For Europe too!! I just got mine :D

durational:

im screaming i love ellen

durational:

im screaming i love ellen

watchthelightfade:

xx8lue8loodedxx:

adiostoreadumb:

My favorite picture from the meet yesterday. Kat threw Cal in the air and hE FREAKING CAUGHT THE WIND AND FLEW LIKE 30 FEET IN THE AIR.

going to new places seeing different faces

watchthelightfade:

xx8lue8loodedxx:

adiostoreadumb:

My favorite picture from the meet yesterday. Kat threw Cal in the air and hE FREAKING CAUGHT THE WIND AND FLEW LIKE 30 FEET IN THE AIR.

going to new places seeing different faces

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