I want the list of gen 6 Pokemon and their English names to come out soon so I can start making puns with them. My .txt file full of band name puns is not nearly enough.
Oh look
Recognition of our status as ashen sluts across eeveelution backgrounds
Sis and I are a matched set again
“To protect the world from quadrant vacillation…”
“To prevent all conflict within our station.”
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
Oh look
Recognition of our status as ashen sluts across eeveelution backgrounds
Sis and I are a matched set again

using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about
strategic gaming at its best












