birds dont exist
if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?
okay but you know what I want to know?
I want to know about the time keeping systems other cultures had before standardization happened. I want to know what units people around the world broke years and moons and days down into
and I want to know if any of them made better logical and mathematical sense than fucking 60 minutes to 12 hours like fucking hell time math makes me angry.
robin williams died today.
here is a list of things that robin williams was:
- and sad.
that’s important, the “and sad,” because sometimes sadness can feel like the only thing we are. it can feel all-encompassing. it can feel like the only thing anyone could possibly see, when they look at you: sad. that person is so, so, sad.
but there is always an “and.” we are never just sad. we are never only. we are always and.
we have all known people who were sad, who are sad; some of us are ourselves sad. being sad does not remove the other parts of us, though it can make them harder for us to see. when you are sad, you don’t necessarily feel like you are also funny, and sharp, and clever, and kind.
but you still are. you don’t have to feel like something to be it.
those things are written on your bones, they are woven into the fabric of your skin. sadness can feel so big, so big and overwhelming and complete, even when it is not a directed sadness. maybe especially when it is not a directed sadness, when it’s a depression that has no direct cause and nothing we can name.
sometimes the sadness is too big. people try to cut it out, or starve it out, or drink it down, or drug it silent. if this is you: i’m sorry. if this is you: you are not alone. if this is you: remember that the solution is never to give up, because you do not live in a vacuum. there are people waiting for you. there are films and songs and books and not-sadness waiting for you. i know that you don’t feel like waiting, but wait anyway.
if you need help, ask for it. here’s a link to crisis centers across the globe. if you live in the U.S., this is the national suicide prevention hotline: 1-800-273-8255.
robin williams died today, but the genie didn’t, and mrs. doubtfire didn’t, and peter pan didn’t. sean maquite didn’t, and professor philip brainard didn’t, and alan parrish didn’t. batty koda didn’t. john keating didn’t. you didn’t.
now there’s actual solid evidence that dicovery’s shark week is as garbage as I always thought it was
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
THOSE COSPLAYERS WHO DO ZOMBIE VERSIONS OF THE CHARACTER THAT CAN AFFORD TO DRENCH EXPENSIVE COSPLAY IN FAKE BLOOD
thats what you do when you accidentaly ruin your cosplay. you pour blood on it and pretend it was the plan all along
woah man giving me straight street knowledge thank you
Gavin Free, everybody
Isn’t it funny how the elements that once brought them freedom led to their ultimate demise?
THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio
There are two kinds of parrots…
What is a ration card?. Is like a card that have your information (name, adress, etc) and every time you buy something in the supermarket the cashier slide it and that information is in the card so if next week you need to buy TOILET PAPER, DEODORANT, TOOTH PASTE, SUGAR, BREAD, MILK, EGGS AGAIN! you can’t!…. because this month YOU’RE ALREADY BOUGHT IT THIS MONTH!
You can only buy 2 or 3 of EACH! for month. So if you went to the bathroom tooo much this month and you have 2 more weeks left you need to find another way to clean yourself because YOU CAN’T BUY ANYMORE!.
PEOPLE WE NEED HELP. MY COUNTRY NEED HELP.
WE ARE THE FIRST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH MORE DEATHS EVERY YEAR.
WE ARE THE MOST INSECURE COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
WE ARE THE COUNTRY IN LATIN AMERICA WITH THE HIGHEST INFLATION.
OUR GOVERNMENT ARE FUCKING DICTATORS!.
PEOPLE DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON THERE JUST BECAUSE WE’RE A FUCKING SMALL COUNTRY IN LATIN AMERICA.
I DON’T SEE PEOPLE FREAKING OUT AND ASKING PETITIONS FOR THIS SHIT.
"I DON’T SEE PEOPLE FREAKING OUT AND ASKING PETITIONS FOR THIS SHIT. "
This was making me sad today, but tumblr being an americentric website will do that to people. At the end I had to bitterly accept we’re not going to get the attention.
It doesn’t make our situation less real, it’s just a fact I had to come to terms with because beating myself over it just made me even sadder.
as long as I’m rambling about sexuality stuff a lot tonight, it’s weird because I don’t think of myself as being Out as polyamorous? And I think it’s a combination of like, internalized prejudice toward that and the fact that I doubt my life situation is ever going to allow for me to act upon my polyamory ever again and I’m happy enough in my relationship for that to not be a priority (which in turn mentally invalidates it as Real all the more).
But I don’t know how anyone (at least anyone whose businesss it is to know or who reads my fics) could not know because I’m kind of obsessed with OT3s+ and am a total sucker for polyamory and for platonic relationships like moirailegiances?
So I guess this is like some kind of strange official coming out post that yes I’m a polyamorous pansexual and yes I have been in poly relationships in the past and that I do believe my polyamory is part of why maintaining so many very close friendships is so important to me. (or at least that the two details are related).
aG: Bitch, please. You only got all these followers thanks to my incredible sexiness ;;;;)
/sob yes vriska i know. thanks again for all the follows *kisses*