Land of Lakes and Tubes


You see this awesome table full of assorted adult products?
This is what the sales kit of a Passion Party consultant looks like.
I’m presently trying to earn my own kit so that I can officially become a Passion Party consultant, which basically means my job will be selling adult toys, lotions, lube, candles, and all sorts of other awesome products - and educating them on their use and how to have more fun with their sex lives in the process.
What this means is that I need to earn $240 to cover the cost of my kit and its shipping. This kit will be full of demos, samples, catalogs, and products ready for me to sell, and also serves as my official registration. From then on out I can sell both locally and online, as well as at conventions when I travel.
I need you guys’ help to earn the funds to cover my starter kit. I’m not asking for handouts (though I’ll take them, don’t get me wrong). Instead, I’ve put together a few ways for people to give something and get something at the same time.
The first, and biggest way you can help is by taking a look through the Passion Party catalog and finding some things you’d like to order! My supervisor, Yolie, is taking sponsor orders on my behalf, and 20% of your purchase goes straight to paying for my starter kit. Once you’ve got your order figured out, you can place your orders through me, or I’ll put you in touch with Yolie directly.
The second way is that I’m going to do fanfic commissions for a while! These will be shorter fics, likely under 1000 words - this Makorra or this WindyTownshipping as examples - and I’ll be asking for $1/100 words. I have experience writing for Pokemon, Naruto, Avatar/Legend of Korra, Fruits Basket, and Homestuck, and would be happy to discuss other fandoms with any interested parties; FMA, Soul Eater, and Maximum Ride come to mind as fandoms I’m familiar enough with.
I will also edit and commentate on writing - fanfic, novels, or esssays - for 25 cents per 100 words. This includes grammar checking and more in depth things like word choice and actual content. I have a couple samples of my editing I can upload to mediafire for interested parties.
I’m also selling some of my doujinshi collection as well as some manga, including several volumes of Tsubasa, xxxHolic, and Fruits Basket. I’ll be making ebay auctions for them over the next couple of days, but you can contact me to buy them straight out. The prices of the doujin vary, while the manga will be $5 per book.
Last but not least, I’m not above outright asking for donations. I’ll put it under the guise of “it’s my birthday next week, presents please?”, but I do have a Paypal tip jar set up on my page. I’d prefer to earn as much of the kit as I can, however.
If you can’t afford helping, I of course will appreciate signal boosts!
As stated, my goal is $240 to cover the cost and shipping of my starter kit. If through some miracle I manage to raise more than that, I’ll be putting everything toward my rent for the month (where any profits from my actual sales as a Passion Consultant are going, as well).
Thanks in advance to everyone! If all goes well I’ll be able to offer some special discounts on my products to my followers as thanks once I’m all set up!

You see this awesome table full of assorted adult products?

This is what the sales kit of a Passion Party consultant looks like.

I’m presently trying to earn my own kit so that I can officially become a Passion Party consultant, which basically means my job will be selling adult toys, lotions, lube, candles, and all sorts of other awesome products - and educating them on their use and how to have more fun with their sex lives in the process.

What this means is that I need to earn $240 to cover the cost of my kit and its shipping. This kit will be full of demos, samples, catalogs, and products ready for me to sell, and also serves as my official registration. From then on out I can sell both locally and online, as well as at conventions when I travel.

I need you guys’ help to earn the funds to cover my starter kit. I’m not asking for handouts (though I’ll take them, don’t get me wrong). Instead, I’ve put together a few ways for people to give something and get something at the same time.

  • The first, and biggest way you can help is by taking a look through the Passion Party catalog and finding some things you’d like to order! My supervisor, Yolie, is taking sponsor orders on my behalf, and 20% of your purchase goes straight to paying for my starter kit. Once you’ve got your order figured out, you can place your orders through me, or I’ll put you in touch with Yolie directly.
  • The second way is that I’m going to do fanfic commissions for a while! These will be shorter fics, likely under 1000 words - this Makorra or this WindyTownshipping as examples - and I’ll be asking for $1/100 words. I have experience writing for Pokemon, Naruto, Avatar/Legend of Korra, Fruits Basket, and Homestuck, and would be happy to discuss other fandoms with any interested parties; FMA, Soul Eater, and Maximum Ride come to mind as fandoms I’m familiar enough with.
  • I will also edit and commentate on writing - fanfic, novels, or esssays - for 25 cents per 100 words. This includes grammar checking and more in depth things like word choice and actual content. I have a couple samples of my editing I can upload to mediafire for interested parties.
  • I’m also selling some of my doujinshi collection as well as some manga, including several volumes of Tsubasa, xxxHolic, and Fruits Basket. I’ll be making ebay auctions for them over the next couple of days, but you can contact me to buy them straight out. The prices of the doujin vary, while the manga will be $5 per book.
  • Last but not least, I’m not above outright asking for donations. I’ll put it under the guise of “it’s my birthday next week, presents please?”, but I do have a Paypal tip jar set up on my page. I’d prefer to earn as much of the kit as I can, however.
  • If you can’t afford helping, I of course will appreciate signal boosts!

As stated, my goal is $240 to cover the cost and shipping of my starter kit. If through some miracle I manage to raise more than that, I’ll be putting everything toward my rent for the month (where any profits from my actual sales as a Passion Consultant are going, as well).

Thanks in advance to everyone! If all goes well I’ll be able to offer some special discounts on my products to my followers as thanks once I’m all set up!

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